.”I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed.“Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?” demanded the Grand Emir.“A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,” stammered the wretched Abdul, “A man is sitting on the well.”This is compliments of editor7How Moses Got the 10 CommandmentsGod went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’The Arabs. Her blue eyes sparkled as she moved closer to where I was standing. I say moved, because she didn't walk, she glided sexily across the patio and around the pool to where I was standing, my dick getting hard regardless of the temperature of the water I was standing in.She was in a short tennis skirt that showed off her strong tanned legs to perfection, her skin-tight top barely holding in her voluptuous chest. She squatted down and offered her hand saying, "Hi, I'm Jenny." Her voice had a sexy huskiness to it, almost making me mess up the pool."Hi Mrs. Kelleher, I'm Duncan..." I said, my voice cracking. She chuckled, sitting down on the side of the pool, kicking off her sandals. She put her bag down behind her and scooted forward so her legs were in the pool, sitting right in front of me. She spread her legs slightly, allowing me to see her underwear. The thing was, she didn't have any on!!"Mmmm, aren't you delicious. Nice big pecs, strong arms... Tsk Tsk, naughty boy, looking up my.
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