NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.My mother-in-law is coming I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.Men have feelings too, for example, we feel hungry.I once won an argument with a woman ... In this dream I had.If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I want it. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I’m an annoying.It’s funny that when my girlfriend gives me the “silent treatment” she thinks it’s punishment.Judging by the frying pan is whizzing by my head, I did something. I can’t wait to find out what was.The Morning AfterDave woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of. Ab raat ke das bajne ko aa rahe the, aur winter season me vaise bhi log raat ko jaldi so jaya karte hai.Aunty: Beta tu aur TV dekhega ki so jayenge? Aunty ne ek ubasi lete hue kaha mere ko to neend aa rahi hai..Me: Haa aunty vaise bhi TV par ab kuchh program nahi aane vale jo dekhne jaise ho.. chaliye so jate hai…Aunty: Ek minute rukana main apna night dress pehel lu fir tere ko bed room main bulati hu. Yeh kehkar aunty apne bedroom me chali gai, thodi der baad unki aavaj aai, sameer ab aa jao..tab tak maine bhi bath room me jake pyjama aur kameej pehan li.Main aunty ke bedroom me gaya, Aunty ne safed rang ka gown pehen liya tha, unke bed room me unho ne heater chalu kiya tha to kafi rahmahat thi, aunty me kaha sounga? Are beta yehi mere paas (unka double bed kafi vishaal tha)..par aunty….main chup ho gaya.. are pagle tu bahar soyega to muje darr nahi lagega? To main tumhe kyu bulati thi? Keh kar aunty has padi.. maine mann hi mann me socha aunty aap ko dekh ke to muje darna chahiye...
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