I have to brake hard, toss my vodka, and fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat.It’s just too much stress, even for Christmas.Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.Bow down to Earl_John for this one!!!!Charlie, a very handsome young rock crab wanted to marry the lobster princess... But, King Lionel, her father & also the lobster king said “Crabs walk sideways. Lobsters walk straight. Until the crab can walk straight, he’ll never marry my daughter.”The next day, the doors of the throne room burst open and in strode Charlie the crab, he walked straight up to the king, threw a claw around his shoulders and said:“Man, am I pissed!”Thank jmcnally for this one... Son - “Dad - I want to get into organised crime when I grow up”Father - “That’s nice son - Private or Government?”Some random Thoughts ... from a friend of J & G.Al Gore took Viagra and got three inches taller... What’s better than a naked Russian?A. The first thing they did was strip and head for the bathroom.“Sit with your feet in the tub, I’ll get a razor and we’ll soap your pussy up good. Cali told me I shaved my pussy as good as she shaved hers,” Juli told her as she got the shaving mug and brush Gramps uses.“Juli, my pussy is so wet, you may not need soap.” Laci laughed.When closing time came, Cali left and Gramps locked up. He called the girls to come eat after he fixed them a light snack for dinner.“Gramps, we’ll clean the kitchen, you get your shower and relax. Laci and I want to come lay on your bed with you. We have a lot of important questions that need to be answered and you’re the only man who’ll talk to us like we’re women,” Juli told him.“Laci, did Juli show you things you’ve never seen before in those magazines?” he asked as he looked back at them.“She sure did Gramps and she told me you knew all about things like that. I sure do like being here. I don’t have a Gramps and Juli told me you’d be my Gramps, will.
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