Because he was screwing around when he should have been nailing her.Q. If a bluebird has blue babies and a redbird has red babies, what kind of bird has no babies?A. A swallow.Q. Did you hear about the woodworker who fell into a vat of varnish?A. It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish.I bought a dog from a blacksmith today. As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door!A blond is walking down the street with one tit hanging out. A cop stops her and says, “Look darling, as pretty a picture as it makes, you’re going to have to put that away. I could cite you for indecent exposure.”“Why?” says the blond.“Your tit is hanging out!” replies the cop, astounded.The blond looks down and says “Oh, shit! I left the baby on the bus again!”A man’s been through a rough patch of health, and the docs can’t work out what’s wrong. After he’s baffled the final expert, his doctor turns to him and says, “We can’t work out why this is happening, but you’re probably going to die in the next. She knew Simon was inadequate in bed and illequipped, she knew he was a premature ejaculator now she had discovered hewas a sissy who liked to dress up as a little girl in nappies and frillydresses. It was disgusting! Where was the humour in that? How could hermother laugh? This was grounds for divorce and pre-nup or no pre-nup itwas sufficient evidence to lever a tidy sum out of Simon when she left.She was sure that Simon would not want his lawyers knowing about hislittle fetish, let alone letting them see the photos she had found.Amanda could sense her daughter's mood. It is fair to say that other thanhis wealth she had not seen anything in Simon that was worthy of herdaughter. Amanda had been pleasant to Simon on the occasions that they metbut in reality, she detested him. She had sensed that he was a wimp - arich privileged milksop who had inherited his wealth rather than earningit. The sudden discovery of Simon's secret stash had both confirmed herview of him and delivered her.
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