“Was it painful?”, asks the former. “No, not really” says the second. “How about when they cut off your dick?” “No that really wasn’t the worst of it.” “Really?” says the first. “How about when they had to create the new hole? That must have been painful.” “No the worst part was when they stuck the straw in my ear and sucked out half my brains.”Why did God give women nipples?To make suckers out of men.Why did the Detroit Lions hire two nuns and a prostitute for the new season?Because they needed two tight ends and a wide receiver.Why are clams like women?When the red tide comes, you don’t eat them.How does a man know when he’s eaten pussy well?When he wakes up in the morning and his face looks like a glazed doughnut.Did you hear about the new video game for women only, called Dick-Man?You put a quarter in and get fucked.I’ve got a joke so funny it’ll make your breast fall off:Oh ... I see you’ve already heard it.What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do. Of course I told Her all these things – She knows I adore Her and I’m not trying to say pervy things to be offensive, but because I love Her to know every detail of my worship – and She winds me up nicely about it – “Oh Graham, you’re such a naughty boy, you couldn’t even wait till the second pic, you had to do it in your pants after just one pic!” And at a Worship Session - “so will it be a 4th time around?” after seeing the mag cover titled ‘2nd & 3rd Time Arounds’ with a pic of Her in the outfit She’s going to pose in for me. No, I couldn’t believe at the time that She was referring to when She made me spunk my pants watching Her pose in that outfit - She could see I’d done it three times looking at the pic, so when She made me pants-spunk in the studio, as She knew She would, that would be a 4th time. You can see why I probably wouldn’t be able to believe it all really happened if I didn’t have it all on video. As well as worshipping Her personally, I emailed Her all the time,.
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