They arrange to play golf again the next morning. Once again the woman wins, and she shows her appreciation in the same way on the journey home.This goes on all week, until Friday, when the man reveals he has booked dinner at a restaurant and a night of passion in a hotel. On the way there, the woman suddenly bursts into tears.“I can’t do it,” she says, “You see, I’m a transvestite.”The man is aghast. He swerves violently off the road, and pulls the car to a screeching halt.“You fucking cheat!” he screams. “You’ve been playing off the ladies’ tees all week.”Q: How do you know when you’re really ugly?A: Dogs close their eyes when they’re humping your legMemories from Chuck B When I was in an all-boys high school, back during World War II, there was a fellow student with the surname of Cherkov. You can imagine how a bunch of teen boys pronounced that name. He was something of what may now be called a geek, and would always try to be first to answer questions in class. There was one. She laid facing me and was rubbing up against me. I could feel her nipples rubbing up against my back. I was embarrassed to be hard while in bed with her so I just decided not to move. When I thought she was asleep, I laid on my back and let the sheets tent up from my erection. When all of a sudden I heard a whisper “Is the circus in town, because they put up a pretty big tent.”I dared not to look at her. I thought I was imagining her saying it. When she asked again, I knew it was real.I jumped out of the bed.“Holy shit Jamie. I’m so sorry. I swear I didn’t mean to! I’ll sleep on the floor so that you won’t have to see that again.”“Its okay, I don’t mind. I know that you’re a guy and they can just happen randomly.” She said while giggling.She obviously saw how embarrassed I was for her to see me like that, so she got up and took my hand and brought me back into the bed. This time she was facing away from me as I was facing her. I still was hard, and I had no where to put.
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