As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them - but not biting them.The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, ‘Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?’“Nah,” says the little old Jewish man... “Costs too much!”These are compliments of J & B.Paraprosdokianis a figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence is unexpected - and oft times humorous:1. If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.2. I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom, until they’re flashing behind you.3. Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool, so I gave him a glass of water.4. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.5. I’m great at multi-tasking--I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.6. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have. She made a joke about her average figure, making Savita giggle. Savita followed the same to make Pallavi feel better about her body.Pallavi dropped her saree skirt and pulled down her top, including her bra, to give Savita a full view of her melons. She wanted a fair comment from Savita about how sexy she was.“Do you really think my boobs look OK?” Pallavi asked, staring at her breasts.“They’re big, AND they’re firm. What’s not to like?! I bet our chests would turn a LOT of heads if we walked down the street together!” Savita said, trying to make her feel better.Savita wanted to please Pallavi. Quickly she stripped herself of her saree and stood in front of her just in her bra and panties.“Let’s get those beautiful breasts out there,” Savita said, helping Pallavi take out her saree. Savita moved her hand towards her bra, gently unstrapping it. She exposed Pallavi’s melons. Noticing that Pallavi was uncomfortable, Savita too removed her bra to make her happy.But Pallavi wanted to be.
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