Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night ... whether you’re here or not.”✧ ✧ ✧Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever”“Yeah?” she replies. “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads: “Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last”✧ ✧ ✧Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house.After some time, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated husband says, “What took you so long to answer the phone?”She says, “I was in bed.”“In bed this early, doing what?”“Getting a second opinion!”✧ ✧ ✧A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement.He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling. Not only did I drive around so many times, there were just not the normal number of people moseying around. After about 45 minutes of slow cruising, I did notice a black man that I had never seen before and it seemed he was looking for the same thing as I. I jokingly thought to myself I hope he's is looking for a suck-ee, not a sucker. He was dressed in a light gray colored slacks and a long sleeve shirt. As I came abreast of him, driving slowly, I glanced over, caught his eye and nodded my head yes several times. He kind of poked his finger at his-self and smiled, I nodded yes again and motioned him to come over. No one was driving behind me, so I stopped and reached over and opened the door for him. He got in sitting very close to the door. As I drove off, he made small talk, but nothing concerning why I wanted him here in the car. He said he was married and had 3 children and I thought what is he doing here? After about a half hour, and with me nearing the church parking lot, I.
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