A think piece!!!!My Grandfather voted Republican until the day he died.After that, he voted Democrat.Six times in the last two elections.This one is compliments of DomBy happenstance, a man was in an accident, which removed his primary appendage. While in the hospital and under surgery, the doctor mentioned to the victim’s wife that a baby elephant had just died, the carcass was nearby for research, and the trunk could be considered a substitute penis. With nothing to lose, the spouse said go for it and the surgical team attached the trunk.Recovery was a success. Every function seemed to be working and when husband and wife went home, she was repeatedly delighted all night with the proof thereof.The following morning with great appreciation she had a complete spread of breakfast waiting for her man. He came down in a bathrobe, sat at the table, and was about to sample everything on the plate when suddenly the new and very facile trunk came up over the edge of the table, grabbed two. When we got to a furnished apartment I’d rented, my buddy helped move my meager belongings inside then wished me luck and left. As I was putting stuff away my cell phone rang. Checking the caller ID I saw it was Grace and answered it. ‘Jim, why did you do that? Why did you have me served in my class? I’m now the laughing stock of the school and will probably lose my job.’ she sobbed. ‘If you wanted a divorce Grace, why didn’t you tell me. You should have know there was no way I was going to let you cuckold me again. It would have been much simpler if you’d have told me you wanted a divorce to pursue your other interests and we could have separated amicably. You left me no other recourse but to make this as ugly as possible for you and your lover.’ ‘My lover? What did you do?’ she sobbed. ‘After she’s done answering my legal action against her for alienation of affection she’ll be fighting to keep her license in the state and will probably end up divorced.’ ‘Oh my god. My god.’ ‘Grace.
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