As the night progressed we were getting pretty drunk and very stoned and the topic of conversation inevitably turned to sex.Aaron: "so where's the strangest place you've done anything?"Carly: "well i sucked my ex's dick on a bus and he cum on my face kinda awkard"Me and Aaron just looked at eachother like that's kinda hot then Aaron say's "you can suck my dick on a bus whenever you want" giving her a cheeky grin "i'm good thanks i bet you have a small dick" she say's teasingly and without warning Aaron pulls down the front of his trousers freeing his semi erect 9 and a half inch dick "are you sure about that?" with a proud look on his face. Charly's jaw dropped she couldn't take her eyes off of it "holy fuck that's huge" "i know" he say's as he starts to put it away " don't do that" Charly quickly says Aaron raises an eyebrow "why?" and with the sweetest look on her face Charly say's "can i please touch it?" Aaron looking puzzled nervously answers "sure" now Aaron hasn't had a. How’s your day if it’s good you’ll need wine to celebrate! If it’s bad you’ll need wine to feel better!Never walk a mile in my shoes. You will just end up drunk, lost and looking for your shoes.If a woman says do what you want. Do not do what want, standstill. Do not blink. Don’t even agree. Just play dead.Yes officer, I didn’t see the speed limit sign, I just didn’t see you!This group is compliments of Alan B.Still more hand-picked lousy humor...Why is a woman like a condom? Because both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.My girlfriend’s dad asked me what I do. Apparently “Your daughter” wasn’t the right answer.What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.The teacher asked Jimmy, “Why is your cat at school today, Jimmy” Jimmy replied, crying, “Because I heard my dad tell my mom ‘I’m going to eat that pussy when Jimmy goes to school today’”“Babe, is it in?” “Yeah” Does it hurt?” “Yes” “Let me put it in slowly”.
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