Remember this is about puberty and her sexual awakening, my own was memorable to say the least. happy reading, and if you feel the need to have a wank as you read, thank you again.1) A Mother issueWhen puberty strikes a girl, we are both fearless and awkward, as my mother once told me, "You need to start thinking now, before you act".She was referring to an incident I never thought much about as a c***d, getting undressed for bed with the curtains open. As a c***d you never think about it, but as a young woman, the implications can be seriously detrimental, by giving men the wrong idea, hence the clumsy and awkwardness associated with pubescent girls.Hormonal imbalance can be unfair to girls, especially during her ovulation period in her menstrual cycle, when her hormones drive her wild with thoughts of sex and increased libido, our bodies want us to be impregnated, and our brains are telling us, "No", so most girls like me, discover the joys of hairbrushes and other phallic shaped. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'When people see a cat's litter box they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'An ambulance.'Birds of a feather flock together and then potty on your car.The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble...Did you ever notice: When you put the 2.
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